POST 8

here

NEVER ONE TO LEAVE A MARQUEME ALONE IN THE MIDDLE OF AUSTRIA, RECAP!MOUSE RETURNED AFTER A BRIEF LEAVE OF ABSENCE WHEREIN AN INTERIM RECAPPER HAD TO LEND Tea Mouse A HAND ON PAGE 4.

THE ABSENCE WAS, INDEED, MERCIFULLY BRIEF, THOUGH, AND IT LOOKS LIKE THE EVER-STALWART RECAP!MOUSE IS HERE TO STAY.

PAGES 1-11

WELCOME TO VIENNA, MARQUEERS!

PLEASE MAKE SURE THAT YOUR BELONGINGS ARE STOWED SAFELY UNDER THE SEAT AHEAD OF YOU. THE SIGHTSEEING TOUR BUS STAFF WILL BE SERVING FROTHY CINNAMON COFFEE AND COOKIES SOON! OUT OF YOUR RIGHT HAND WINDOW, WE'LL OBSERVE THE FAMOUS DANUBE TOWER AND THESE OTHER ATTRACTIONS:

P 1: WE PROCRASTINATED ABOUT POST QUOTE VOTING, BUT THE MARQUEENS LOVE US ANYWAY. A MOUSE CRUSHES ON MICHAEL IAN BLACK, PRINCESS BRIDE SLASH, DOVE!WISDOM, PIE CRUST, AND POST QUOTE NOMINEES/WINNERS TAKE A VICTORY LAP!

P 2: RAFE/DANNY=PEARL HARBOR SLASH, NOT danny AND A SUDDEN, UNEXPECTED LANDSLIDE OF ANGST AND WOE. WE STONED A KITTEN!EATING TROLL.

P 3: FOOD!PORN, VIN DIESEL'S GLOVES, PRINCE OF TENNIS, AND A BIT MORE WOE.

P 4: COCKSUCKER BLUES, MORE MUSICOVERY, CATS, AND WE DISCOVER 'PEGGING'

P 5: USB VIBRATORS EXIST!! WE ALL WANT ONE AND PLAN OUR SEX HAREMS, AND THE NILLA WAFER MICE GET MARRIED ON THE ASTRAL PLANE.

P 6: BADFIC TRIPLETS, MANY BANNERS, AND AN UNKNOWN SCANDINAVIAN INTERNET STALKER.

P 7: FAVORITE MEME-ORIES AND MOVIES, MUSICOVERY BECOMES A NAMED MOUSE, AND LJ CAN CHUG COCK.

P 8: JOSH HAIRNETT IS NOT HORRIBLY IMPRESSIVE AS A MAN. OR A WOMAN EITHER.

P 9: WE MAKE PASTA, DRINK WINE, AND DANCE NAKED BEFORE THE MARQUEE.

AND TRUTH OR DARE RULES ALL!

P 10: SEX LIES AND TRUTH OR DARE CONTINUES, ALSO JOYCE!MOUSE.

P 11: WE REBEL AGAINST SOCIETY, DO META-T&D AND EVERYONE HATES JAMES LIPTON.

OUR TOUR INCLUDES THE TRADITIONAL WINE TAVERNS OF GRINZING! WE USUALLY MAKE IT OUT BY DAWN. MEDICAL ATTENTION WILL BE AVAILBLE UPON REQUEST.

(source here)

PAGES 12-23

MARQUEER VIENNA TOURISTS! WE'RE SORRY THE TOUR BUS BROKE DOWN IN THE MIDDLE OF A WANKSTORM, BUT ON THE PLUS SIDE, FREE DRINKS FOR EVERYONE! AND WE CAN SING OLD BAR SONGS, LIKE:

PAGE 12: WIKI!MICE ASK FOR IDEAS, VAGUE CONFESSIONS, AND WE SUDDENLY DEVELOP SHORT THREAD DISEASE AND A GRIM OUTLOOK DUE TO LOSS OF A GOOD FRIEND WHO SCORES AWESOME WEED.

PAGE 13: BAD HOUSEKEEPING, A MOUSE DISLIKES ST. JOSH, AND INVASION OF THE CON-MAN PICSPAMMERS IS SUCCESSFULLY TURNED BACK BY ADORABLE BABY PANDAS.

PAGE 14: WE'RE BRINGING BACK THE ANGST, PREGNANT/NOT!PREGNANT MICE CHECK IN, SOUND OF MUSIC CASTING, AND A VERY STRANGE DREAM

PAGE 15: A PAGE OF BIZARRE REQUESTS AND [DEMANDS]

PAGE 16: LOL IS GETTING TOS'D, THERAPY!MOUSE REPORTS, AND BLENDER MAGAZINE IS A WHORE WITH NO TASTE.

PAGE 17: CAPSY HAS DIED, SO WE DRINK TEA, SING SONGS, AND FAIL AT PLAYING MORNINGTON CRESCENT.

PAGE 18: ORGAZMIC EMPLOYMENT!, OTF WANK DELETION, AND JACQUES BREL IS AMAZING

PAGES 19-21: WE OFFENDED MUSICOVERY! FTF, MARQUEE!!

THEN WE WANKED. AGAIN.

PAGE 22: DESULTORY WANK RECOVERY MODE INVOLVING KITTENS, JOHNNY CASH, AND TOM JONES.

PAGE 23: MUSICOVERY FORGIVES US (MAYBE,) MOZART AND THE WHALE, AND EVERYONE UPLOADS TO THE FTP.

MARQUEERS--DRINK UP, SING SONGS, AND BE MERRY! FOR TONIGHT THE LOLAMERICANS ARE SLEEPING IN THE LUGGAGE COMPARTMENTS WHILE THE EUROSHIFT DANCES. TOMORROW: SWITZERLAND!

(source here)

PAGES 24-35

OKAY, Y'ALL, SETTLE! THE TEENY!PEEN TOUR GUIDE AND BUS DRIVER QUIT LAST NIGHT JUST AFTER WE STARTED THE FOOD FIGHT IN THAT FANCY RESTAURANT, BUT BEFORE THE COPS CAME AND DRUNK!MOUSE STARTED BELTING THEM. VIENNESE COPS HAVE NO SENSE OF HUMOR, GOD.. QUICK, WE NEED TO TAKE UP A COLLECTION TO BAIL DRUNK!MOUSE OUT! HERE'S WHAT YOU GUYZ HAVE GIVEN SO FAR:

P 24: WE HAVE AN ITCHY ASS, THE SNARRY READ-ALOUD BEGINS, AND GASTIONEFIC!TROLL ARRIVES TO SPREAD HAVOC, BUT IS DENIED, FTW! ALSO, JAY LENO CAN STFU.

P 25: A SUDDEN, HORRIBLE REALIZATION THAT LOL_MEME HAS NO NEW POST! THE LOLLERS SEEK REFUGE, LJ ABUSE GETS DRUNK, THE MARQUEME MOOD TAKES A TURN FOR THE WORSE, AND THE SPLOOGE FLIES EVERYWHERE!

P 26: MORE SNARRY; WANK, BEAUTIFUL WANK AND BOOBZ; WE SIGH AND PRAY IN THE SHAPE OF A PEEN! AND DANIEL CRAIG IS THE GAYEST BOND EVAR. [WE LOVE HIM!]

P 27: THE LOLLER INVASION TURNS INTO A JOYOUS FAMILY REUNION AFTER WE GET ST. JOSHSTRAP HAIRNETT PICSPAMMED INTO SUBMISSION. BRAD CHUGS IT. A BIT OF MEH.

P 28: SONGS YOU'VE GOTTA DANCE TO!! LOLLERS EXPLAIN danny, AND WE PUT ON OUR SLASHER GOGGLES TO WATCH OLD MOVIES.

P 29: LJ ABUSE UPDATE, LOL V. FTM POLLING, AND DEAD POET'S SOCIETY.

P 30: LOL_MEME IS BACK! AND WE CRY UNTIL DED BECAUSE WE'LL MISS THEM. ;_; POOR TEA!MOUSE IS A LONELY SERIAL KILLER, CLEANING UP THE BODIES WITH ORANGE PEKOE.

P 31: RANDOM DEEP THOUGHTS AND THE MARQUEME IS A DREAM WONDERLAND.

P 32: COOKIE!BAKING MOUSE, SOMEONE COOL IS A MEMER, WE'RE BRINGING 'DADDIO' BACK, AND A FIESTA OF MWPP ERA PICSPAMMING.

P 33: MORE HP MOVIESPAM, THE [WANK] THREADS REAPPEAR, AND YOUNG SNAPE AND HIS KNITTED BUNNY RABBIT, MR. FLOPPY, GET IT ON.

P 34: AS A WISE MOUSE SAID, "THAT WAS THE SHORTEST & BEST PAGE EVER!"

P 35: MCTWATNEY NEWS, A GAME OF I SPY, A MOUSEHOUSE SMELLS LIKE GINGERBREAD, AND WE ARE ALL "DED FROM THE CUTENESS OF THAT MOUSE'S BOY!ROOMMATE"

P 36: YOU ARE HERE, BROKE AND ABANDONED IN VIENNA, SURROUNDED BY A BUNCH OF HUNGOVER MICE AND JEERING VIENNESE BAR OWNERS WHO LAUGH AT YOUR PAIN!

POOR DRUNK!MOUSE, WE'RE NEVER GETTING HIM OUT WITH $2.40. SEE IF I EVER TAKE Y'ALL ON A TRIP AGAIN! *STOMPS OFF IN A HUFF*

(source here)