POST 7

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RECAP!MOUSE PROVED HER FIDELITY BY STAYING WITH US FOR ALL OF POST 7. SHE EVEN HELPED US SAFELY NAVIGATE THE MARQUEME FROM THE US TIME ZONES INTO VIENNA.

THREE CHEERS FOR RECAP!MOUSE!!!

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ATTENTION ALL PASSENGERS:

WELCOME TO THE US NIGHT/EURO DAY SHIFTS. PLEASE KEEP YOUR SEATBELTS FASTENED AND YOUR SEATS IN THE UPRIGHT POSITION, AS WE EXPERIENCED SOME TURBULENCE AT THE END OF THE LAST POST. OUR FLIGHT PLAN THUS FAR:

PAGE 1: MEMEICONS POST QUOTE FTW! THE DIALUP!MICE FINALLY CHILL OUT, TEA!MOUSE/DRUNK!MOUSE GET ENGAGED, SCARY OTP PICSPAM, AND A BIMEMSUAL CONVERSION INVOLVING DANNY.

PAGE 2: CHAMPAGNE! AND THE TM/DM LOVE STORY, MORE ICON LOVE, AND STRESS-RELIEVING BDSM KITTENS.

PAGE 3: WEDDING CHAT, LADYSLASH SPAM, STRESS REDUCTION, AND A LOL_LIT LOVE-IN.

PAGE 4: COXON!MUSIC AND DEEP THOUGHTS ABOUT FRIENDSHIP BY JACK HANDEY

PAGE 5: SOMEONE'S ARM HURTS, LITTLE BRO UPDATE, AND OUR NEW FOXSPAM OVERLORD

A BRIEF PAUSE FOR COMPLIMENTARY CHAMPAGNE SERVICE

PAGE 6: MORE FRIENDTALK, CUDDLEBOMBS AND RAINBOWS, THE BEGINNING OF ROCKWANK!

PAGE 7: CHINESE FOOD ANXIETY, JOSH HARTNETT REAPPEARS, AND PLANS FOR "DRUGAID: THE CONCERT" CONTINUE.

PAGE 8: MINNESOTA!MICE, KEEF!SEXUALS, AND THE POSTING OF FANLETTERS FOR GREAT LO-LZ

PAGE 9: A CUDDLERAY SWIMS ACROSS SAINT JOSH'S POND AND CAT POOP

PAGE 10: CUPCAKE UPDATES, THE FTP, BAD TASTE, AND SAINTJOSH PICSPAM

WE NOW RETURN YOU TO THE INFLIGHT MOVIE "PEARL HARBOR", ALREADY IN PROGRESS.

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GOOD EVENING, MARQUEERS. WELCOME TO THE OVERNIGHT FLIGHT, FEATURING AS MANY SALTED PEANUTS AS YOU CAN EAT AND MULTIPLE TINY BOTTLES OF BOOZE. YOUR LOCAL WEATHER FORECAST: HEAVY LOL-SHOWERS, WITH A BIT OF PISSINESS MIXED IN.

PLEASE SET YOUR WATCHES, THE LOCAL TIME IS:

PAGE 11: PERVERTS!, THE ICONS ARE DYING, AND JOSH LIVES ALL THE WAY IN THE U.K.

PAGE 12: MONOTHEISTIC MARQUEE OR JOSH HARTNETT, DEMI-GOD? ZEUS RPG BEGINS, MUCH BELATED HOMEWORK PANIC & FOODPORN!MOUSE TEMPTS US WITH RAW COOKIE DOUGH, WHICH WE DID NOT RESIST.

PAGE 13: "IAWTC" = "I AM WITH THE CHINK" & THE EURO SHIFT ARRIVES.

PAGE 14: WANK ELITISTS AND A MOUSE YEARNS FOR PAGE 15

PAGE 15: NOTHING MUCH HAPPENED ON PAGE 15.

PAGE 16: WE PLAN OUR PSEUICIDES AND ENJOY THE MARIA/HERO WANK.

PAGE 17: Y HALO THAR, CRUEL WORLD! AND SORROW OVER THE EVOL BAHLEETORS.

PAGE 18: CONVERSION TO BECKYSEXUALITY, A PERFECT WANKSTORM, LOL FIGGY, T-REX SEZ: "TODAY IS A GOOD DAY TO WANK!" AND STUFFING RAISINS UP YOUR NOSE =/= PHd. BEHAVIOR

PAGE 19: "LJ, YOU IGNORANT SLUT," A CUT FINGER, A HEADACHE, AND A LAMESAUCE TROLL ATTEMPT

PAGE 20: WHOA BABY, IT'S A THIN, THIN LINE BETWEEN LOVE AND HATE.

PAGE 21: YOU ARE POSSIBLY STILL HERE, BUT I'M DRUNK AND TYPING SLOWLY.

THOSE EYE-COVER THINGYS ARE AVAILABLE IF YOU INTEND TO SLEEP. IF YOU'RE JUST WAKING UP, BE AMUSING! BONUS FLIGHT MILES AVAILABLE FOR LOLZ.

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ATTENTION PASSENGERS: THE CAPTAIN JUST ANNOUNCED WE'LL BE CIRCLING OVER VIENNA FOR A FEW HOURS, DUE TO A RUNWAY SPILL INVOLVING CHOCOLATE. UNTIL WE LAND, PLEASE TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE PEANUTS AND FREE EARPHONES NOW AVAILABLE. YOUR IN-FLIGHT MOVIE CHOICES:

P 22: GIMME SHELTER, SPINAL TAP, ALIENS INVADE THE MARQUEE, AND A PROCRASTINATING MOUSE FIGHTS WITH HER MOM.

P 23: TEA, MORE PSEUICIDE, FOXON AND WE PLAY MORNINGTON CRESCENT.

P 24: BASICALLY, WE ALL DIED IN A FIRE.

P 25: A TRIGGERED MOUSE, A FALSE ALARM, KINKY BOOTS, AND LOTS OF PICSPAM.

P 26: THE ICONS WON'T LOAD, A BRIEF FLURRY OF GOSSIP, AND CLASSIC ROCKSEXUALS TAKE A POLL.

P 27: TED HITLER LIVES, ZOOLANDER, OMAR EPPS WAS HERE, AND A HORRIFYING ICON OF DOOM.

P 28: BSG TRAUMA, A HAPPY NON-WANKER MOUSE, LOLZ WITH PLAYGIRL PICS, AND VARIOUS DEEP THOUGHTS.

P 29: SOMEONE KILLS A WOEMOUSE, FIGGY IS A FUNNY NAME, THE HORRORS OF DISNEY BADFIC AND

WE FIGHT BACK AGAINST THE RAPIST TREES!

P 30: PIEPORN SPAM, KITTENS, AMY'S ORGASM, AND ADORKABLE PIKELETS ARE NOT NEARLY CRUMPETY ENOUGH.

P 31: A TROLL PICKS ON LOL, THREE WORD STORY CONTINUES, AND WE KILL OUR LITTLE BROTHERS.

P 32: THE MARQUEE IS THE CAST OF ANCHORMAN AT A DOVE CHOCOLATE PARTY THAT SHIPS FOXES AND COXON.

PLEASE DON'T BOTHER THE FLIGHT CREW AS WE ALL HAVE HANGOVERS. BUH-BYE!

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ATTENTION PASSENGERS: THE CAPTAIN IS PLEASED TO ANNOUNCE THAT POST 7 LANDED SAFELY IN VIENNA SEVERAL HOURS AGO, BUT WE DIDN'T WANT TO WAKE YOU. AS YOU DISEMBARK, PLEASE CHECK THE OVERHEAD COMPARTMENTS AND DON'T FORGET THE FOLLOWING ITEMS:

P 33: WONKA!SEX HORROR, THE PERFECT ORGY, KEEF!SPAM, AND WE SCORN A MOUSE'S KINK.

P 34: THE FABULOUS MOUSE!PARTY FIC, TRAUMATIC PADFOOT!PEEN, AND IT'S ALWAYS FIVE O'CLOCK SOMEWHERE.

P 35: SPAMMER TROLL, US DENTAL TERRORS, SAINT JOSH, A WISH FOR CHRISTMAS AND TL;DR MOUSE LOVES US ALL VERY, VERY, VERY MUCH.

P 36: PEARL HARBOR AND MUSICOVERY HAVE A DIABOLICAL PLAN TO CONQUER FTM. JOYCE!MOUSE RETURNS, SANS POOP-A BLOOM. YAYE!

P 37: JOSH IS CAST IN EVERY GREAT MOVIE, MUSIC!SEXUALS GET IT ON WITH SEXY RESULTS,

AND A MOUSE HAS THE AWESOMEST ROCKING BANK-ROBBING MOM EVAR!

P 38: RANDOM NEURAL FIRINGS IN TEXT FORM.

P 39: AARON SORKIN REPLACES OUR MEMEICONS WITH STUDIO60 CRAP, A MOUSE HAS COOTIES, SNL: GOOD THEN, SUCKS NOW, AND STEPHANE DILLON LOVES US.

P 40: AARON'S SAGA CONTINUES, ITALIAN JOB SLASH, AND STEPHEN COLBERT IS THE PRIME MINISTER OF CANADA.

P 41: DANNY/RAFE BADFIC AND WE FINALLY START VOTING ON A NEW POST QUOTE.

P 42: VOTING IS BUTTSECKS AND A GREAT LAST COMMENT.

THANK YOU FOR FLYING THE MARQUEE SKIES AND WELCOME TO VIENNA!

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