MEME DREAMS

THE MEME CAN CAUSE SOME SERIOUSLY STRANGE THINGS TO HAPPEN TO YOUR SUBCONSCIOUS.

THESE MICE ARE TESTAMENT TO THAT.

THE ONE ABOUT THE NAMED MICE

I HAD THE WEIRDEST FUCKING DREAM LAST NIGHT ABOUT THE NAMED MICE ON FTM.

IT HAD FINALLY COME, THE LONG AWAITED WEDDING OF LOVE!MOUSE AND FOOD!PORN MOUSE, AND EVERYONE HAD GATHERED IN THE GREAT MARQUEE HALL.

"I LOVE WEDDINGS!" PROCLAIMED LOVE!MOUSE, FLITTING ABOUT AND HANDING OUT HEARTS TO ALL THE GUESTS.

"OMG DO YOU THINK LOVE!MOUSE CAN ONLY LOVE ONE PERSON AT A TIME??" PARANOID!MOUSE ASKED FOODPORN!MOUSE. PARANOID!MOUSE WAS FEELING A BIT ON EDGE.

FOODPORN!MOUSE HANDED OVER A LARGE CHOCOLATE CAKE. "I'M NOT WORRIED," SAID FOODPORN!MOUSE. "HAVE SOME MORE CAKE."

AT THE FRONT OF THE HALL, JESUS WAS STANDING BY THE ALTER TRYING TO LOOK COOL IN FRONT OF THE ROMANS WHILE HIS MOTHER ATTEMPTED TO WIPE SOME DIRT OFF HIS FACE.

"MOM! YOU'RE EMBARRASSING ME! DAD, MAKE MOM STOP."

"LOL N00B," SAID GOD.

V MARY KICKED GOD'S CORPOREAL FORM IN THE SHINS. "GO DIE IN A FIRE, YOU INSENSITIVE PRICK."

"LOL FAMILY TROUBLES," SAID LUCIFER.

"TEA?" OFFERED TEA!MOUSE.

LUCIFER ACCEPTED THE PINK, WEDDING TEA AND TIPPED IT INTO MICHAEL'S LAP. "OOPS."

"YOU BASTARD!" MICHAEL UNSHEATHED HIS SWORD. LUCIFER WAS GOING DOWN.

"I LOVE YOU BOTH!" LOVE!MOUSE RAN UP AND HUGGED LUCIFER AND MICHAEL. "SO NO FIGHTING, OKAY?" LOVE!MOUSE GAVE THEM EACH A PACK OF PINK HEART STICKERS, MADE ESPECIALLY FOR THE WEDDING.

"DO YOU THINK LOVE!MOUSE'S HAIR IS NATURALLY PINK?" MICHAEL ASKED, TRYING TO WIPE OF THE LOVE COOTIES.

"LOL FLAMER."

"DID YOU SEE THAT???" SHRIEKED PARANOID!MOUSE. "HUGGING!!"

FOODPORN!MOUSE PLACED ANOTHER CAKE IN PARANOID!MOUSE'S HANDS. "LOVE!MOUSE HAS A LOT OF LOVE TO GIVE."

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AND I FORGET THE REST. THE VOTESPAMMERS WERE IN THE BACK OF THE HALL LIKE, SPAMMING WITH THEMSELVES, KITTEN!SPAMMER WAS SURROUNDED BY A COUPLE HUNDRED KITTENS, AND I THINK WATTS!MOUSE WAS WRITING FIC AND WEARING ONE OF THE CATS AS A HAT. WEIRD SHIT.

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THE ONE ABOUT THE PSEUICIDAL WORLD LEADER

LAST NIGHT I DREAMT THAT SOME WORLD LEADER WAS ASSASSINATED AND THERE WAS A HUGE FUNERAL IN EGYPT AND THEY WERE GOING TO PUT HIM IN A NEW GREAT PYRAMID THAT THEY'D CONSTRUCTED FOR HIM ESPECIALLY (ALTHOUGH I'M NOT SURE WHY BECAUSE HE WASN'T EGYPTIAN) AND THERE WAS A WORLDWIDE DAY OF MOURNING AND EVERYONE WAS UNITED IN GRIEF AND BLAH BLAH MOVING-FORWARD-TOGETHERCAKES. JUST AS THEY WERE ABOUT TO SEAL UP THE PYRAMID FOREVER, THE WORLD LEADER CAME POPPING OUT OF THE ENTRANCE, ALL "SURPRISE! SEE, I TOLD YOU GUYS THAT YOU COULD GET ALONG IF YOU HAD THE RIGHT MOTIVATION!" SO THEN THEY SEALED HIM UP IN THE PYRAMID ANYWAY BECAUSE EVERYBODY WAS SO PISSED.

I SHOULD TAKE THE WEEKEND OFF FROM THE INTERNETS Y/Y?

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THE ONE ABOUT THE MARQUEME RABBIT HOLE

I HAD MY EARLY CLASS THIS MORNING, AND WHEN THE ALARM WENT OFF THE FIRST TIME, I HAD ONE OF THOSE WEIRD HALF-DREAMS. I WAS ON THE MARQUEE, ONLY KIND OF PHYSICALLY, LIKE IN ALICE IN WONDERLAND. I WAS REALLY SMALL AND WAS CLIMBING UP AND DOWN TO VISIT EACH COMMENT THREAD, LIKE IT WAS A ROOM IN A HOUSE REACHED ONLY BY LADDERS. I'D WALK IN A VISIT WITH THE MOUSEY THERE AND THEN CLIMB UP TO THE NEXT ONE.

THEN THE MOST ANNOYING THING HAPPENED. A PICSPAMMER MOUSE STARTED CHASING ME AROUND, SHOVING PICS OF SOME UGLY GUY IN MY FACE, SAYING "YOU LIKE HIM! YOU DO" AND "NOW WITH MOUSTACHES!"

AUGH. I REALIZED LATER THAT THE PICSPAMMER WAS THE SNOOZE ALARM BUTTON TRYING TO GET ME UP BY GRADUALLY GETTING LOUDER. AND I WAS IN CLASS BY THE TIME I REMEMBERED THAT EACH TIME I HIT THE SNOOZE, I SAID OUT LOUD, "FOR THE FAIL! FOR THE FAIL!" IN THIS REALLY SAD VOICE.

ABSOLUTELY 100% TRUFOX. SPEND LESS TIME HERE Y/Y?

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